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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Rolls Out Exclusive 'OXXO Prime' Membership Lane in Todos Santos

In a bold move to streamline chaotic checkout lines, the local OXXO has dedicated its sole functioning register to 'OXXO Prime' members. Benefits include priority access to questionable hot dogs, expedited bill-paying services, and a guaranteed micro-transaction charge for asking if they have change for a 500-peso note.

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