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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-12

AOC Discovers DC Dating Scene Is Mostly Just Ancient Fossils and Filibusters

Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez is finding the D.C. dating pool slightly drier than a desert bone, realizing her colleagues are mostly geriatric statues rather than eligible bachelors. Apparently, finding a man under ninety in the capital is a bigger political challenge than passing actual legislation.

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