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humor The Needling 2026-08-12

Police Chief Waits Impatiently for Mayor to Solve Crimes So He Can Go Home

The Police Chief is deeply concerned that the Mayor hasn't solved a high-profile shooting yet, mostly because it's cutting into his quality time away from his own family in Chicago. Apparently, the department's strategy for catching criminals is to sit around and wait for the Mayor to do it for them.

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