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humor The Needling 2026-08-12

SPD Chief Clarifies He Is Only Working in Seattle to Avoid His Family

In a heartwarming display of professional dedication, the Police Chief confirmed his true motivation for moving to Seattle: being as far away from his wife and kids as humanly possible. It's truly inspiring to see a public servant prioritize his 'not-being-at-home' goals above all else.

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