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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-12

WNBA Player Ejected for 'Rocket Launcher' Incident as Privilege Debate Heats Up

In what is arguably a slight overreaction to a basketball foul, a player was tossed for using a shoulder-mounted weapon on an opponent. I suppose in modern sports, 'getting physical' has officially jumped the shark and entered the realm of heavy military ordinance.

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