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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-12

AOC Keeps Boyfriend on Ice: Future-Proofing Her Romantic Leftovers

Representative Ocasio-Cortez has officially pioneered the 'cryogenic breakup,' proving that if you really love something, you should put it in the freezer next to the organic kale. Apparently, boyfriend expiration dates are now just a suggestion for the modern political elite.

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