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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-12

Celestial Event Sued for Failing to Provide Total Heartbreak

Astronomy enthusiasts are outraged that the moon couldn't be bothered to completely block the sun, calling the partial eclipse a disappointing and lackluster homage to Bonnie Tyler. Apparently, if the sky isn't going to turn black and trigger an existential crisis, it shouldn't bother showing up at all.

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