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humor Duffel Blog 2026-08-12

Pentagon Misplaces Missiles: Check Your Picnic Tables, Patriots

The Defense Secretary is throwing a tantrum because someone lost the nation's cruise missiles, and now nobody gets to go home until the inventory spreadsheet finally matches reality. It turns out destroying the same enemy four times in a row is expensive, and apparently, the military is treating precision munitions like misplaced car keys.

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