Unitree’s surprisingly affordable bipedal mechanical servant stands 1.32 meters tall and possesses twenty-three joints of pure, unbridled judgment [1.1.1]. It cannot run user code out of the box, but it walks with enough unsettling mechanical precision to make local landlords think twice about your rent. Every digital nomad in Baja is currently financing one on a maxed-out corporate card just to have someone carry their artisanal mezcal down to the beach.