Solar-Powered Patio Mosquito Zapper That Only Attracts Existential Dread
This high-end aluminum patio gadget promises to eliminate backyard pests using high-frequency ultraviolet waves, but mostly just hums ominously while trapping local gnats in a loop of bureaucratic despair. The artisanal expats in Todos Santos are currently mounting three of them around their plunge pools to fend off the local karma. It costs four hundred dollars and requires a Bluetooth app just to turn off the light.