The Pentagon has declassified yet another batch of spooky UFO files featuring thermal footage of mysterious 'black-hot' anomalies and glowing orbs pulling maneuvers that defy physics [1.3.3]. Federal investigators are begging the public not to jump to conclusions, which is easy for them since they don't have to stare at the blazing Baja sunset over Todos Santos. While Washington panics over little green men, we're just trying to figure out why the local manta rays keep doing barrel rolls better than our last visiting pro surfer.