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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-11

Xenomorph Queen Joins Modern Trend of Putting Motherhood on Ice

Even apex predators realize that raising screaming larvae is a nightmare, so this Queen is prioritizing her skincare routine instead. Apparently, cosmic horror needs a therapist before it can handle the school drop-off line.

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