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De Speld
2026-08-11
Dating Tip: Attract Your Soulmate With A Rusted, Muddy River Bicycle
Robby is revolutionizing the dating scene by proving that nothing says 'I'm relationship material' quite like a profile picture featuring a soggy, salvaged city bike. It turns out, his ability to fish out trash is only matched by his ability to fish for dates that end in awkward silence.