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humor De Speld 2026-08-11

Dating Tip: Attract Your Soulmate With A Rusted, Muddy River Bicycle

Robby is revolutionizing the dating scene by proving that nothing says 'I'm relationship material' quite like a profile picture featuring a soggy, salvaged city bike. It turns out, his ability to fish out trash is only matched by his ability to fish for dates that end in awkward silence.

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