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The Onion
2026-08-11
Max Muncy Wonders If He Is The American Version Of Donkey Kong
In a display of intellectual depth that would make a rock blush, Max Muncy asked Ohtani if Japan has a local supply of Muncys. Shohei kindly eased his existential crisis by confirming that, yes, they do—it's just a giant, banana-hoarding ape.