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humor The Onion 2026-08-11

Max Muncy Wonders If He Is The American Version Of Donkey Kong

In a display of intellectual depth that would make a rock blush, Max Muncy asked Ohtani if Japan has a local supply of Muncys. Shohei kindly eased his existential crisis by confirming that, yes, they do—it's just a giant, banana-hoarding ape.

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