Pump.fun has officially raked in over $10 million in fees, proving that people will gladly fund absolute digital nonsense. Back in Todos Santos, the local gringo crypto enthusiast tried to explain decentralized meme factories to an old fisherman mending his nets, who promptly offered him a shot of tequila to cure his temporary insanity. We prefer our tokens tangible down here—preferably shaped like a lime or a fresh yellowtail tuna.