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Charge Your Third Eye With Certified Moon-Dust Infused Crystals

Hand-carved from desert sandstone by someone who took three online reiki modules, this $220 paperweight realigns your energetic aura via Bluetooth. The Pescadero wellness crowd insists it protects them from the aggressive vibrations of local taco truck neon.

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