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Bogota Collapses, But Pescadero Surfers Refuse To Paddle Out Any Sooner

A devastating magnitude 7.4 earthquake has reduced Colombian infrastructure to rubble and triggered a mounting death toll. Meanwhile, down in Baja California Sur, local expats agreed that the tragedy is terribly sad, right up until the wind turned offshore and completely erased their attention span. Nobody here is checking the USGS app when the overhead sets are rolling in at Cerritos.

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