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humor De Speld 2026-08-11

Asylum Minister Yesilgöz Has Apparently Decided She’s Also the Secretary of Defense

Minister Yesilgöz is so desperate to manage everyone else’s portfolio that she’s practically live-tweeting from the Defense Ministry’s account. Stick to your own lane, Dilan, unless you’re planning to ask the military to start processing your asylum paperwork.

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