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2026-08-11
Global Markets Tremble at ECB Interest Rate Decision While Cerritos Surf Remains Waist-High and Glassy
As international central banks signal extreme caution amid mounting energy shocks and macroeconomic panic, local surfers in Baja have unanimously decided to ignore the global financial collapse. Everyone is too busy arguing over priority at the point break to care about monetary policy.