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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-08-11

OXXO Unveils 'OXXO Prime' Membership With Dedicated Checkout Lanes for Elite Locals

In a bid to streamline Todos Santos infrastructure, the local OXXO has introduced a tier-one subscription service that grants members priority access to the ATM and the single working bathroom. Meanwhile, non-members must continue waiting behind three tourists trying to pay for artisan mezcal with Venmo.

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