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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-11
Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships
Advanced android surfers equipped with state-of-the-art balance algorithms are struggling to read the local break because they keep getting distracted by the scent of questionable OXXO hot dogs. Organizers remain confident, provided the autonomous bots can successfully dodge wandering cows on the paddle out.