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humor De Speld 2026-08-11

Drought Threatens Holland's Cherished National Pastime: Dumping Toxic Chemicals

Chemours is panicking because the drought makes it impossible to properly poison the rivers, robbing locals of their essential daily dose of PFAS. Apparently, without toxic sludge, the mutant cucumber industry in the Netherlands faces a truly catastrophic collapse.

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