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humor The Shovel 2026-08-11

New Tech Mandate: Meta Smart Glasses Users Must Now Dress Like Total Creeps

To help the public identify tech-obsessed voyeurs, Meta users will finally be required to pair their face-mounted cameras with a full Rolf Harris costume and wobble board. It is the perfect marriage of cutting-edge surveillance technology and the unmistakable aesthetic of a neighborhood predator.

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