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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-10

Five-Year-Old Girl Aspires To Get Absolutely Wrecked In The WNBA

In a heartwarming display of ambition, a young girl dreams of entering the WNBA solely to be physically dismantled by professional athletes. It is nice to see children setting realistic, albeit violent, career goals.

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