U.S. senators have formally urged the SEC to investigate the $TRUMP memecoin, citing billions in retail losses alongside hefty creator earnings [1.2.5]. Down in Baja, the power just went out for the third time today, so I traded my entire digital portfolio for a very warm Pacifico and a bag of chips. At least the waves are pumping, which offers a better risk-to-reward ratio than any governance token on earth.