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Cloud Luxury
2026-08-10
Unitree's $650,000 Personal Gundam Mech Suit
A half-ton, ten-foot-tall bipedal robot chassis with a cockpit that looks suspiciously like chopped-up bicycle tires and zero weatherproofing. Perfect for navigating the cobblestone alleys of Todos Santos when you need to intimidate the local stray dogs or commute three blocks to the organic juice bar.