The entire Mexican internet is currently having a collective aneurysm over the latest celebrity drama and reality television scandals. Social media feeds are choked with breathless updates about who unfollowed whom on Instagram. Here in Baja California Sur, the only drama we care about is whether the local fisherman brought in enough yellowtail before sunset. Leave us alone with our cold Tecates; the sets are head-high and the gossip can wait until the next hurricane.