The Pentagon has declassified yet another batch of dusty UAP files featuring silent triangles and mysterious aerial anomalies [1.3.2]. Naturally, international media is in a frenzy over little green men. Here in Baja, our only unidentified flying objects are pelicans kamikaze-diving into schools of mackerel while we check the swell. If aliens really wanted intelligent life, they would have paddled out at Cerritos instead of hanging out over military bases.