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Our AI Says: Global Energy Shocks Fail to Interrupt Pescadero Surf Sessions as Break Continues Firing

As international shipping routes grind to a halt and commodity prices skyrocket across the globe, surfers at Los Cerritos remain blissfully unaware and aggressively unbothered. Nobody in Baja has checked a financial news ticker since Tuesday, largely because the local WiFi router is currently being used as a birdhouse.

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