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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-10

Quirky 38-year-old man brave enough to refuse marriage for collage art

A 'feisty' 38-year-old is fighting the patriarchy by avoiding commitment and focusing on his collage projects. He's so liberated he's already planning to date someone who hasn't been born yet—truly the peak of modern emotional maturity.

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