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Babylon Bee
2026-08-09
WNBA Refuses To Sign Model On The Basis Of 'Biology' Like A Bunch Of Nerds
The WNBA has apparently decided that having actual ovaries is a strict requirement for employment, failing to appreciate the stunning aesthetic of a man in a jersey. It seems the league prefers actual athletic prowess over being 'stunning and brave,' which is clearly a tragic loss for the fashion industry.