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Cloud Crypto Desk
2026-08-09
Bybit Sues North Korea 532 Days Late Because Bureaucracy Moves Slower Than a Cabo Burro
Bybit finally filed a US federal lawsuit against North Korea's Lazarus Group over a $1.5 billion hack from last year [1.1.5]. Down here in Baja, the CFE grid drops out for three days straight and we just shrug and drink Tecates, but sure, go ahead and serve court papers to state-sponsored hackers across the Sea of Cortez.