In a stunning display of financial innovation, a decentralized autonomous community voted to replace their collapsed meme coin with actual limes and warm Tecates. The founders have reportedly fled to an undisclosed beach, which is unfortunate because the point break by the lighthouse is firing on all cylinders today. Nobody in Baja speaks Web3, mostly because we're too busy watching a local dog successfully steal a fisherman's catch. Keep your tokens; we take cash or trade for fresh dorado.