Look, another venture capitalist locked themselves in a cryo-chamber because a line chart went down, and honestly, who cares? Out here in Todos Santos, the Pacific swell is overhead, the water is warm enough to surf in boardshorts, and the only 'disruption' we care about is how many tacos fit in a paper bag. Silicon Valley can melt down its entire server farm into juice for all I care; the pelicans are diving and my phone battery finally died.