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Cloud Luxury
2026-08-09
Unitree's $650,000 Personal Gundam Mech: Because Your Gardener Needs Heavy Artillery
For the modest price of a small oceanfront palapa, you too can own a nuclear-class bipedal fighting robot to intimidate the local taco vendors [1.1.5]. The retired tech bros in San José del Cabo are currently deploying them to aggressively guard their private compost bins from stray iguanas.