The $1,200 Automated Birdbath That Reminds You Why God Abandoned Todos Santos
This Wi-Fi-enabled, solar-powered obsidian basin streams high-definition footage of local finches committing minor acts of vandalism directly to your iPad. Naturally, every remote-work consultant in Pescadero has three, because nothing says 'I'm connecting with Baja' quite like a smart-app notification that a house finch is judging your water bill.