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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-09
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships
Expats on the beach are heavily betting their crypto wallets on autonomous androids attempting to carve a wave at Cerritos without blowing their lithium batteries. Meanwhile, local surfers are just annoyed the robots keep stealing the best lefts while complaining about slow dial-up speeds.