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humor The Beaverton 2026-08-08

Bureau of Prisons Sets Calendar Date for Maxwell’s Highly Anticipated Exit

The government is finally offering some long-overdue efficiency by scheduling Ghislaine Maxwell’s 'tragic' departure before she even has time to check her calendar. It’s comforting to know that in Washington, even your inevitable demise is subject to a bureaucratic appointment.

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