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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-08

Local Teen Eagerly Awaits Thrilling Anecdote About Customer's Recent Knee Surgery

In a display of sheer teenage boredom, Mandy Banks is praying for a middle-aged stranger to lecture her on the local weather or his gout. Apparently, scanning frozen peas is just too exhilarating to handle without some unsolicited, tedious life advice.

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