humor
Babylon Bee
2026-08-08
Local Teen Eagerly Awaits Thrilling Anecdote About Customer's Recent Knee Surgery
In a display of sheer teenage boredom, Mandy Banks is praying for a middle-aged stranger to lecture her on the local weather or his gout. Apparently, scanning frozen peas is just too exhilarating to handle without some unsolicited, tedious life advice.