A persistent random number generator flaw in Coldcard hardware wallets has continued to drain user funds, compounded by a fresh AI audit exposing dozens of critical vulnerabilities across Bitcoin infrastructure. Down on the Baja peninsula, where local fishermen manage their entire retirement fund in weathered leather wallets filled with actual pesos, hardware wallet exploits feel about as distant as a moon landing. While crypto security experts panic over cryptographic entropy, we are simply praying the Pemex station accepts cash today because the satellite internet is down again.