Trump Media officially severed its partnership with Crypto.com, sending CRO tumbling to a three-year low while local gringos down in Todos Santos tried to figure out if CRO was a new brand of artisanal mezcal or a local skin rash. Down here, the power grid flickers out every time a pelican looks at it sideways, so nobody cares about exchange partnerships. We are far more concerned with whether the fish tacos are still two dollars than whatever Silicon Valley tech-bro ego drama is currently imploding on X.