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humor Cloud Kickstarter 2026-08-08

Crowdfunded Bluetooth Toothbrush for Iguanas Raises Zero Pesos

A brilliant team of Palo Alto dropouts launched a Kickstarter for an app-connected, solar-powered oral hygiene sleeve designed exclusively for wild Baja iguanas. It has successfully raised twelve dollars, mostly from a confused relative in Ohio, while local iguanas continue to ignore it and eat hibiscus blossoms instead.

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