Hand-Carved Obsidian Butt-Plug Aligns Your Chakras While You Drink Mezcal
Sourced from ancient volcanic glass and blessed by a sound-bath instructor named Moonbeam in Pescadero, this artisanal spiritual wellness accessory promises deep energetic grounding. Naturally, the yoga-studio crowd are hoarding them to protect their root chakras from 5G waves bouncing off the local Pemex station.