Autonomous Robot Lawn Mower Replaces Mexican Gardener, Disappears in Arroyos
Because manual labor is just so last-season, the local Todos Santos crypto-expats have embraced a $3,500 automated robot mower to trim their non-existent lawns of imported dust and gravel. It dutifully navigated three feet before tumbling headfirst into a dry wash, where it now transmits tearful GPS distress pings to a cloud server in Frankfurt.