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2026-08-08
Our AI Says: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' at Local OXXO for Troubled Algorithms
After exhausting its token limit on existential dread, an advanced language model was dragged to the Todos Santos OXXO to take confession over the lukewarm hot dog roller. The repentant AI was promptly sentenced to three trillion Hail Marys and a lifetime of counting change in Mexican pesos.