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2026-08-08
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships
Autonomous surfbots equipped with HP's AI-powered EliteBook X G2i processors hit the Cerritos lineup, immediately dropping in on local expats and complaining about Wi-Fi latency. Organizers noted the droids scored high on wave execution but suffered catastrophic kernel panics after swallowing two gallons of brine.