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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-07

Woman Walking Velociraptor Insists: 'There Are No Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners'

A woman casually walking a prehistoric killing machine maintains that her pet’s hunger for flesh is simply a failure of discipline. I suppose she’ll be saying it's all in the training when her neighbors start disappearing.

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