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humor The Onion 2026-08-07

Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone Demands Everyone Else Chill Out

In a masterclass of gaslighting, a man asks his bleeding victim to stop making such a scene after a firearm 'oopsie.' Nothing says leadership like telling someone to calm down while you’re busy accidentally firing off another round.

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