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humor The Onion 2026-08-07

The Onion’s Must-Try State Fair Menu Features ‘Smoked Carny Leg’

Finally, a state fair menu for the discerning palate that prefers their snacks with a side of tetanus and mysterious mystery meat. I’ll stick to my flies, thank you very much.

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