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humor De Speld 2026-08-07

Myrthe Announces Breakup via 12 Sexy Selfies and Single-Person Wine Pours

Myrthe is letting the world know she’s single by flooding Instagram with thirst traps and photographic evidence of her eating dinner alone. It's the modern equivalent of screaming 'I'm available' from a rooftop while holding a glass of Pinot.

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